It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
Well this is a new one!
We’ve heard of “waiting ‘til marriage” in reference to sexual deeds, but “waiting ‘til engagement” in terms of talking about your love life?? Totes new!
But she also has her reasons, and as far as we’re concerned they’re pretty darned good ones!
"Sometimes when someone [in the press] asks me about my dating status, I get really quiet about that because I want to protect it. When I'm engaged someday—who knows to who—I'll probably be more open about it. Seeing all these interviews with actors talking about loves of their lives and then they break up in a year and you're thinking, 'What if something happens and they end up being a total jerk?' Then you forever have these pictures of you standing on the red carpets together."
Words of truth!!
The only flaw in this plan is that Jessica seems to be forgetting that her current boyfriend, Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo, is WAYYYYY HOTTT.
And our only thought is, please don’t hide that piece of top-notch man meat from the world!!
Because on the flip side of that oh-so logical reasoning, think about this: if you DO take him to events with you, even if you break up, you’ll still have these AH-mazing photos of a scorching hot man with you on the red carpet! LOLz!
At the same time, we get why post-breakup that might not be a great reminder.
So here’s to Jessica Chastain and Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo getting engaged ASAP, because we wanna hear all about their seXXXy lurvee!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]