We hear your purrs, KatyKats!
But we're sad to say the purring is about to become hissing once you sink your claws into THIS juicy piece of news.
In the July issue of Vogue, bubblegum beauty Katy Perry really, really opens up about her divorce with Russell Brand.
Blunt and to the point, she drops the first bombshell, revealing:
"He's a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him. Let's just say I haven't heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011."
WHAT THE FLYING F*CK!?!
Who divorces someone over text message?? That's worse than pulling a Jack Berger with a post-it note!! Ugh, we just wanna scream the boiling hot fury out of us right now!
And that's not even the last of it! Katy continues, saying:
"[He's] hysterical in some ways. Until he started making jokes about me and he didn't know I was in the audience, because I had come to surprise him at one of his shows. I mean, I have to claim my own responsibility in things. I do admit that I was on the road a lot. Although I invited him time and time again, and I tried to come home as much as I possibly could. You saw that in the movie [Katy Perry: Part of Me]. That wasn't edited to leave footage out—there wasn't any footage of him."
But you think all of that's bad? Just wait ’til you read this:
"He didn't like the atmosphere of me being the boss on tour. So that was really hurtful, and it was very controlling, which was upsetting. I felt a lot of responsibility for it ending, but then I found out the real truth, which I can't necessarily disclose because I keep it locked in my safe for a rainy day. I let go and I was like: This isn't because of me; this is beyond me. So, I have moved on from that."
That's right, Perezcious readers.
There's an even bigger bombshell, and it's a-tickin!!
Something tells us all of it will be revealed on her new, darker album. And we can't effing wait!
P.S. CLICK HERE for the fashion behind her Vogue looks!
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