A source close to the situation explained:
Darren Criss looks soooooo deliciously dapper in a finely-tailored suit!
Mmmm! He always did know how to fill a boy with Glee, LOLz!
Though, we'd much prefer him to fill us with a huge throbbing French baguette!!
That's because watching DC saunter around a Parisian red carpet on Champs-Élysées yesterday had us hungrier than a hippo from one of those games about ravenous hippopotami!
We envy any stylist who was paid good Euros to run his or her hands through Darren's curled black thicket and sculpt his marvelous man-mane!
The reason for the AMAZEBALLZ actor's visit to France was the premiere of his new flick with Kristen Wiig, Imogene!
If the trailer looks even half as good as Darren's perfectly proportioned face, we will be there!!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]