Sex, escorting, drugs, stripping, YouTube drama, CELEBRITIES and so much more!
Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
We feel soooo lucky to live In A World Like This!!!
It's simply the best world we could possibly imagine!!!
Nick Carter apparently digs it, too!!
Cameras caught him walking out of a smoothie store yesterday with a grin the size of South Dakota!
Ha! We haven't seen a man this excited to suck on something green since Captain America shot that super-porn with The Hulk!
Nick probably just realizes how hot he looks in that snug-fitting black tank top, LOLz!!
Or maybe he's ecstatic about the rad reception of his band's new single?
Maybe Mr. Carter is just happy to be alive!!! We know we are!!
Yay for life!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]