It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
We feel soooo lucky to live In A World Like This!!!
It's simply the best world we could possibly imagine!!!
Nick Carter apparently digs it, too!!
Cameras caught him walking out of a smoothie store yesterday with a grin the size of South Dakota!
Ha! We haven't seen a man this excited to suck on something green since Captain America shot that super-porn with The Hulk!
Nick probably just realizes how hot he looks in that snug-fitting black tank top, LOLz!!
Or maybe he's ecstatic about the rad reception of his band's new single?
Maybe Mr. Carter is just happy to be alive!!! We know we are!!
Yay for life!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]