This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Robert Pattinson was spotted leaving an ultra swanky Hollywood hang out this week and dude was looking SERIOUSLY contemplative.
What are you thinking about R-Patz???!
Regardless of where he was off to, there's no denying he's perfected the seXXXy brooding look!
Only Edward Cullen could make relationship woes look so bloody delicious. LOLz!!
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