If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Robert Pattinson was spotted leaving an ultra swanky Hollywood hang out this week and dude was looking SERIOUSLY contemplative.
What are you thinking about R-Patz???!
Regardless of where he was off to, there's no denying he's perfected the seXXXy brooding look!
Only Edward Cullen could make relationship woes look so bloody delicious. LOLz!!
[Image via WENN.]