Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
"From the beginning when I signed up for the show I said I would like to take a country act from the beginning to the end and win this thing and now that has happened. It is so funny, along the way I read all these things from critics and people who are naysayers, and now that it has happened. So they can KISS MY A**; we really worked hard for this!"
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]