Ever wanted to take a master class in Beyoncé??
Sounds like a BEY-utiful experience, no?!
Per the school's website, the course involves:
It was pretty much THE most insane thing we've witnessed all day, if not year!
Well, we're about to break it down for you, GIF by GIF, and hopefully this will provide some clarity into "WHAT THE EFF DID WE JUST WATCH??!!"
First, we start off with Miley turning on her beats speakers:
Then she starts to show off dem pearly whites - oh wait, erm, are those gold teeth? Okay, yeah, she's flaunting her gold teeth.
Aaaaand, then there's a lot of tongue action:
But, all of that is completely normal compared to the part where Miley just parties with a bunch of oversized stuffed bear backpacks (P.S. We totally want one.)
Or you know, just the casual cutting fingers and pink goo bit:
Or the taxidermy bit:
Or the fact that bread played a huge part in this video. Like, actual bread.
Is that a money sandwich???
But, who cares when it's time to:
Get it, Miley!
Werk dat ass!
Werk it in da pool too!
Oh, uh, and with a Barbie doll too, we guess…
Will any of this ever make sense??
At this point, MileyBird is really beginning to tear us down…
That's gotta hurt!!!
Is that Liam?!
Ah, thank god, something normal:
Suuure, none of this makes sense, but let's just keep on dancing!
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