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Armie Hammer Refuses To Do Fifty Shades Of Grey, Calls It “Mommy Porn”!

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What’s that, Armie Hammer?

You don’t want to play every mother’s biggest fantasy?? LOLz!

A lot of people (and not just mommies!) out there would have loved to see the hunk that is Armie Hammer play Christian Grey in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Armie, on the other hand, is not too fond of the idea. In a recent interview, when asked about any interest in the role he spilled:

"No one actually offered me the movie, but while I was working on Lone Ranger my agent brought it up, and I said 'Nope.' I mean, come on — it's just mommy porn. I'm not going to sit on top of the laundry machine in spin cycle reading about putting a ball gag in someone's mouth. That doesn't do it for me."

Well, now we know the move we WON’T attempt to pull next time we catch Armie alone! Ha!!

And while we totes understand what he means, we’re also kind of surprised because he’s shared pornographic date stories and knife-involved sex stories with the world, sooooo…it just seems like porn and S&M are right up his alley!

Guess you can’t judge a porn book by it’s cover!

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58 comments to “Armie Hammer Refuses To Do Fifty Shades Of Grey, Calls It “Mommy Porn”!”

  1. Sam says – reply to this


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    What a douche. There's nothing like that in the books anyway so clearly he hasn't even read them.

  2. Carrie says – reply to this


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    No one wants him as Christian anyway.



  3. 3

    Who is this douche? I have never even heard of him. And mommy porn? Really? I am a mom and I am offended by that. I may have kids, but I am pretty sure I read that book in the same place that all the single, childless women read it, thank you very much.

  4. Holly van Houten says – reply to this


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    Travis Fimmel should be Christian Grey! Make it happen people. He is the hottest thing and the next big IT boy

  5. Erin says – reply to this


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    I don't like this guy, what the hell.

  6. Samantha says – reply to this


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    Armie's afraid of a little spanking? There's def no gag ball shit or anything like that in there. He doesn't even fit the character, so it's no ones loss but his.

  7. Michelle E says – reply to this


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    He must not be anyone special because I haven't heard of him either, but I'm already annoyed with him.

  8. Nancy says – reply to this


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    I don't care, he's not Henry Cavill (aka Mr. Grey :) )

  9. Lacy says – reply to this


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    They need to get Henry Cavill and Emilia Clarke

  10. G.C says – reply to this


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    Armie Hammer…no one wants to see your ass as thee Christian Grey, your agent was obviously joking with you :b Trevor Donovan would be way hotter!

  11. Sara says – reply to this


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    People like Armie are stupid. They don't read the books for themselves and form their own opinion, instead they rely on what other people have said who haven't read it. He is so wrong for the part anyway.

  12. kelly says – reply to this


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    good! hes not hot enough, we dont want him anyway.

  13. Beth says – reply to this


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    He's not even that hot

  14. Kate says – reply to this


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    Um no he's not Christian

  15. Christine says – reply to this


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    first off, he is not even cute. doesn't look the part by at all so of course no one will offer the role to him. "Mommy porn?" Clearly, he didn't read the books. Douche. We don't want a D-list actor to play Grey!

  16. Alpaca says – reply to this


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    Oh my god…
    Interresting how many here felt insulted by this and felt the need to "insult" him back.

    Wether or not the other women here like to hear it. 50 Shades of grey is porn.

  17. Ami says – reply to this


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    He wouldn't make a good Christian anyway! Matt Bomer, Ian Somerholder, or Henry Cavill, please! ;)

  18. Jen says – reply to this


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    Way to go! I have new respect for Him. A bunch of white lonely fAt women humping over a book.



  19. 19

    wow, i had no idea how many pathetic, sex-starved, barely literate housewives there are on this site. Try reading a real book or better yet, get some!

  20. Sam says – reply to this


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    Armie isn't worthy of the role

  21. Bethany says – reply to this


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    Re: captightpants – actually I'm 26 and engaged. You clearly know nothing about the millions of people who read the books and loved them, and you can't even read the books and think for yourself. Instead you have to rely on other people's negative comments to form your opinion. Pathetic.

  22. Katy says – reply to this


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    I agree 50 is absolutely porn. He is right.



  23. 23

    hilarious how offended fans of shitty fan fiction are by his statement. get over yourselves.

  24. Ella says – reply to this


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    Re: captightpants I agree with you.

  25. moniG says – reply to this


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    Ewwww NO. This dude does not fit the character of Christian one single bit. If they cast him, I would not watch the movie. They need to cast Ian Somerhalder. I have never seen a more fitting Grey.



  26. 26

    I actually did read 50 Shades of Grey, 50 Shades Darker and part of 50 Shades Freed. And they were the worst books I have ever read in my life. My friend and I didn't read them out of pleasure, we read because they were so humorous. Which I'm sure quite a lot people read them for the same reasons.
    The terrible writing, the constant uses of "holy shit/crap/Moses," it was just hilariously bad. I disagree do with the "mommy porn," statement, since I know a few people who actually loved this book that are my age.

  27. blondiesmrf says – reply to this


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    Armie Hammer?? Who the F@^$ are you?? Soooo not hot enough to be a Christian Grey. Go back to the hole you climbed out of, your 15 minutes are up!!!!

  28. Sandy says – reply to this


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    Re: sleezy*e – hilarious how much you care, for not being a fan of the books. You sounds just as obsessed as the fans. Why do you even care? Go find a hobby.

  29. c says – reply to this


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    i hope this movie never gets made for this exact reason. there are millions of other books out there that i would love to see made into film before the 50 shades nonsense. hopefully the rest of hollywood embraces this attitude so the project is left floating until it's completely forgotten (:

  30. Cassandra says – reply to this


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    Re: sleezy*e – no one cares what you have to say. Why do you care if people like these books? It's a fucking fictional story. It's a STORY. Don't get all upset over it.

  31. Kate says – reply to this


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    Can't wait for this film!!

  32. Ellen says – reply to this


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    Re: c – if you don't want to see the movie then don't see it. Simple as that. Shit people, come on.

  33. Mary says – reply to this


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    He wouldn't have been offered the part anyway.

  34. Samantha E says – reply to this


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    Re: Alpaca – Erotica is it's own genre. It's not porn. If you don't like it don't read it, if you don't want to see the movie, don't see it. This is obviously not of interest to you, so move on…

  35. Lisa says – reply to this


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    It's funny how people who aren't fans of the books get so offended by the fact that millions of people love this story, lol. I don't know why they even bother commenting, they make themselves sound just as obsessed.



  36. 36

    Umm…the reaction to the term mommy porn here makes me realize how exactly dumb 50 Shades fans are. Why are you so insulted by his use of that term??? 50 Shades is considered a Mommy Porn, its credited with launching the whole entire genre of erotic books that do appeal to mothers and women in the age group. It doesn't insult the book or suggest that you have to be a mom to like it, its just the general name of the genre. New York Times even called it a Mommy Porn. So calm the hell down, he wasn't insulting it, he was just saying what it was and that it wasn't something he's interested in.

    And I hardly he's going to be the only actor saying the same. This isn't going to be a movie that appeals to everyone. Simple as that.

  37. Sandy says – reply to this


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    Re: pdrocksmysocks – 50 Shades is erotica. That's the genre. I'm personally not offended by it, but what is really stupid is when people are so closed minded and haven't read the books that they talk shit about it. The characters are in their 20s and that's a huge chunk of the fanbase, it's not just for "mommies". What's annoying is when people put the readers down and call us low class or trash because we like these books, or old lonely women. It was a stupid nickname given to the books, and completely inaccurate based on the true demographic. It's immature and childish the way people who aren't fans of the books talk about the (millions) of fans of this triology, and it's really really stupid because they can't just accept that heaven forbid there are a lot of people out there who like something different from what they do.

  38. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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    I. Can. Not. Wait. For. This. Movie!!! Armie would've never even had the chance. ;)

  39. Micah says – reply to this


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    I'm not that impressed by this guy

  40. Lizzie says – reply to this


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    This movie's success will prove all the haters wrong. MILLIONS of people are awaiting this film. It's already a huge phenomenon and is loved all over the world, so opening day alone is going to earn it a sh*t load! But with how huge the fan base is for this trilogy, the team would really have to f*ck up in order for it to tank.

  41. Lisa H says – reply to this


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    I liked the books. It was a fun read. I'd like to see Henry Cavill play Mr. Grey, and Emilia Clarke or Felicity Jones play Anastasia.



  42. 42

    good for him! anyone who actually does this shit book will be committing career suicide. I'm glad he has no idea what happens in the books.As per what many of you are saying. I too haven't read the books so have no idea what's in them. that only makes me like him more!!! this movie should be shot in the head and laid to rest never to be thought of again. What's that thing that Craig Ferguson said…something about just because a lot of people like it doesn't mean it's good it just means that there's a very big mob of f*cking idiots.

  43. Ariana says – reply to this


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    That book is a lot of bullshit anyway its such bad literature its painful to see how successful it is..but whatever in any case from what ive read about the character he doesnt fit the description anyway….

  44. Cinrell says – reply to this


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    [re=6449819]Re: Alpaca[re=6449730] LOL 50 shades IS porn?? Oh please, they don't even use words like p***, d***, or c***… Jeez… there's sex in it, but that doesn't mean it's porn, if you can't see the difference between a sex scene and a porn movie… wow.
    That being said, that guy is not hot, handsome, mysterious enough to be Christian. Not to mention he clearly did NOT read the book, and based his decision on … God knows what. Very professionnal!



  45. 45

    LOLOLLLLLLLLLL

  46. emery says – reply to this


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    I don't know this guy but I don't like him already, I don't think the character "Christian Grey" fit him ,and I think Matt Bomer is the perfect one.

  47. Jerachin says – reply to this


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    Re: pdrocksmysocks – I dont know if you have, had a girlfriend and if she was honest with you sexwise but 50 shades of grey is what most normal young women, I am 27 want and crave to handle maximum, anything more than that is highly unsual, they almost never want more hardcore than that unless they do it for you, or are scared the boyfriend would leave if they dont behave as hardcore or they get paid thousands if dollars for each scene. So what am trying to say is that this is not mommy porn it simply normal 2013 female porn and men should be seriously grateful because most of them cannot make their young girlfriends crave any of these things but the author presents it in a way that they are more open to it. So it breaks plenty of tabboos for women, little amount of women watches enoough porn, or even porn in general. So it helps the gap between sexes.

  48. Lis says – reply to this


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    Who is this guy anyway???? Not that I'm a fan of those crappy books, but never heard of this loser. Hollywood is going to crap with these entitled little nobodies.



  49. 49

    Re: Sandy – this is my hobby, duh.



  50. 50

    Re: Cassandra – please calm down you're scaring me.



  51. 51

    he is right, that is the trashiest garbage anybody with a brain will support



  52. 52

    Re: Cassandra – Cassandra you need to get laid if you think this book is anything more than sexed up Twatlight, I feel sorry for our country to have this even in the news, what a big bunch of mommy porn



  53. 53

    Re: Jerachin – you need help if you think young women want an abusive obsessive creep fcking them 24/7. Some actually like a decent conversation , they want to know the person who wants to tie them up and they clearly don't want a guy who rips out their Tampon so he can have his way with them, you are clearly sick and have no confidence. Now go in your red room and have a buttplug shoved up your behind

  54. Jim says – reply to this


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    Re: Michelle E – That's some ego you've got on you. You haven't heard of him so that means he isn't a good actor? Lmao. Ever heard of the social network? A movie that won awards left and right.

  55. Jim says – reply to this


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    Re: Christine – D list? you realize he just starred in a move with Johnny Depp, right. The Social Network. Ever heard of it?

  56. Jim says – reply to this


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    Re: Jerachin – You think the stuff that happens in 50 shades is what most normal young women want? Lmao. You are very out of touch with reality. Normal women aren't into BDSM. Normal women don't want guys who are obsessive and controlling.

  57. Jim says – reply to this


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    Re: Lis – Loser? He's a movie who's the colead in Lone ranger with Johnny Depp. He was also in the social network, a movie that won major awards. Clearly you don't know what a loser it.

  58. Sally says – reply to this


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    Armie is gorgeous. Google him. He was in Mirror Mirror & Lone Ranger.

    He would be PERFECT as Christian.