Yep, it's that time of the week again! How time flies!
When it comes' to Jennifer Aniston's wedding to Justin Theroux, the public is waiting with breath that is bated!
Unfortunately, we're all about to have some stinky ass breath here if the nuptials are delayed any longer! Reports have surfaced, revealing their plans to push for a Winter wedding instead of the sexy Summer one they intended on originally.
And while the official reasoning is work schedules, the gossip ’round these parts have us worried!
BUT ON TO LABOR PAINS…
The majority of tabloids have Kim Kardashian's perfectly kontoured face on their covers, all of which you see below.
While we'd love to sing you songs of bunnies and unicorns, each cover screams DRAMA. DRAMA. DRAMA!
According to several sources, Kimmy K had a harder time in the delivery room than she did getting a divorce from Kris Humphries! Yeesh, what a nightmare to think about!!
But from that pain came a miracle… and we just can't wait to see those tiny little feet for the first time!
AND NOW TIME FOR THE GOOD STUFF…
Though we believe the stories of The National Enquirer about as much as we believe in the Tooth Fairy, they always deliver entertainment in one of its finest forms — absolute craziness!!!
And hey, sometimes they're even right! It's like a fun guessing game.
This week they paint a portrait of Hillary Clinton with another woman… her deputy chief of staff!! Oh wow, it's all very Nan Flanagan a la True Blood, isn't it??
You do remember that limo scene from Season 3, don't you??
LOL welll… despite the truth (or lack of) in this particular story, we doubt Bill has any problems seeing as how he was LEGITIMATELY caught with another person once before!
WELP! THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!
DON'T FORGET YOUR KARDAZZIAN VITAMINS!
[Image courtesy of OK!]
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