This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Ruh roh! Justin Bieber's in troouubbblleee.
While loyal friendsie Tyler, The Creator tried to take the blame for driving at INSANE speeds in Bieby's decked out Ferrari on Memorial Day, the L.A. County D.A. isn't having any of it!
In fact, they've just sent over a criminal case targeting Justin!
But don't get TOO upset Beliebers because it is HIGHly unlikely that the D.A. will prosecute Biebs. Fortunately, the only weak evidence they have is one witness claiming that the tokin' pop star was behind the speedy wheel.
Can't argue with video footage, even if it's possible that JB could've switched seats with his pal.
Thankfully, "what if" scenarios don't stand up very well in the court of law. Phew!!!
That lil' man would NOT hold up behind bars…