Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
We sure hope so, but that might not quite be the case with Amanda Bynes…
…if you haven't already figured that out.
After going off on Lance for being an "ugly" "ex boy band member" with "no talent," Lance previously reacted with hope that the tweet wasn't actually written by her.
But now, as things get more and more cray cray, Lance is starting to realize what many people suspect - something might be for realz wrong!
"I'm part of the ugly club now. And I have no talent. And I'm an ex-boy bander that needs to go away or something like that … It's not her. It's so sad."
Whatever is going on, we just hope Amanda is healthy and happy.
And maybe, just maybe, it wouldn't be such a bad idea for her to reach out to such a good former friend like Lance.