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Ugh!! It might remove the stain on your favorite Ed Hardy tee-shirt, but it'll never remove the stain on your SOUL!!!
The illicit drug market is getting squeaky clean, but not how you might expect!!
Looking to score a bag of The Drugs this weekend?
You can forget bringing gold, diamonds, cash, and limited edition Beanie Babies, because there's a new currency your dealer will probably demand…
Yup, we're talking about the laundry helper.
Behind baby formula, it's actually the most stolen product in the country!!!
Cops and soap-sellers are on to these criminals' sudsy shenanigans, though.
Detective Dave Riedeman, a Southern California cop, said:
"We want to make it so [criminals are] not so comfortable that [they] can go out and steal.”
Sounds like a fool-proof plan to us!
Now let's just get some action plan deets!!