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Drug Dealers Swapping Crack Cocaine For Stolen Laundry Detergent! Get The Soap Dish HERE!

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Ugh!! It might remove the stain on your favorite Ed Hardy tee-shirt, but it'll never remove the stain on your SOUL!!!

The illicit drug market is getting squeaky clean, but not how you might expect!!

Looking to score a bag of The Drugs this weekend?

You can forget bringing gold, diamonds, cash, and limited edition Beanie Babies, because there's a new currency your dealer will probably demand…

Tide!

Yup, we're talking about the laundry helper.

Retailers are being cleaned out — pun totally intended — by detergent thieves who use the pilfered product as a liquid currency they trade for drugs, weapons, and perhaps even stuffed-crust pizza!!!

Behind baby formula, it's actually the most stolen product in the country!!!

Cops and soap-sellers are on to these criminals' sudsy shenanigans, though.

Detective Dave Riedeman, a Southern California cop, said:

"We want to make it so [criminals are] not so comfortable that [they] can go out and steal.”

Sounds like a fool-proof plan to us!

Now let's just get some action plan deets!!

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3 comments to “Drug Dealers Swapping Crack Cocaine For Stolen Laundry Detergent! Get The Soap Dish HERE!”



  1. 1

    it's called poverty

  2. nationalenqurer says – reply to this


    2

    ummm Perez needs to get out more
    that's old news

  3. Lindsay says – reply to this


    3

    This is really old news….