Mmmm!!! Even as a shaggy English ruffian, dude was HAWT!!!!
Henry Cavill is a marvelously magnificent Man of Steel these days, but not too long ago the deliciously gorgeous acting demi-God an up-and-comer on British TV!!!
Before totally turning us all on in The Tudors, Henry starred in one episode of a British crime drama called Midsomer Murders!!!
SPOILER ALERT: A series of terrible tragic things befell him!!!
Watch him step in a bear trap and get shot in the face (above)!
Whoa!!! He was admittedly a turd-face at the bar, but a bullet to the head is a disproportionately uncool reaction!!
Aww!! Henry is such long-haired jerkface… we just want to lick him!!!
Now watch him get bit by a wild animal:
We do NOT approve of fox on fox crime!!!