One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Sooo, is this alleged assault case going to become the next biggest mystery of the world?
If you ask Chris Brown and his rep, then the answer is no because the assault didn't even happen!
We're not sure what went down at Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim, but Deanna Gines claimed she was deliberately pushed and injured by Breezy. She also claimed she filed a police report…
…but don't tell Breezy that!
"[P]lease stop with the false stories. I don’t usually comment but I didn’t do anything. Had a great show at Powerhouse and a positive one."
And he isn't the only one throwing up the false story flag as his rep, Nicole Perna, commented:
"I'm unaware of the incident, as is Chris' lawyer and his entire team. He was in a great mood after Powerhouse. None of this makes sense."
Considering the Anaheim Police Department did confirm that an assault report was filed there, we have our suspicions.
Plus, Breezy hasn't been the most trustworthy guy in the past…
…but who knows, we suppose anyone can change!
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