As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!
After canceling her Today show appearance last week when her N word controversy started cooking up, the TV chef is preparing to be broiled THIS WEEK on the show!
"She has told us she will be here this time."
Oooh, and we bet it will be delicious!
Considering all the other shizz that has gone down since she was supposed to appear, the Today show couldn't ask for anything better.
If Paula isn't careful, she might sizzle like oil in a hot skillet during the interview!
She better have a recipe for a PR miracle in her cookbook!
[Image via Carrie Devorah/WENN.]