Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
You're not in competition!
Sure, it's one thing to throw an AH-Mazing party with a Great Gatsby theme, but it's another to start taking on Gatsby's characteristics.
We can only hope that R-Patz snaps out of this because surely he can't be that hard up for friends…
…after all, he could just call us!
But whatever is going on with our little Twilight luvah, it seems he is feeling pretty lonely in El Lay which could be because Kristen Stewart isn't officially by his side anymore or maybe because Katy Perry is still in love with John Mayer or MAYBE it's because no one wants to sit in El Lay traffic to see him!
"I just met Rob once. He’s a cool guy. We were talking about Canyons [Bret Easton Ellis' movie]. I brought it up and we were talking about a certain vibe of LA. Like in LA no one wants to hang out because its a 20-minute drive. Its that kind of vibe. It’s hard to connect really deeply because there’s a lack of community. What’s the moral consequence of that? I was talking about that and Rob was mostly like, ‘Yeah.’"
Aww, poor little seksi vampire!
We'll keep you company no matter how many miles we have to drive.
But we will expect some shirtlessness if we make the effort. C'mon, El Lay traffic is the pits!
[Image via WENN.]