This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Holy shiz! Is this all a master scheme to get a reality show??
Cuz that's how crazy it is!!
Following the news of her parents' impending divorce (and their cuddly reunion shortly thereafter), Miley Cyrus (or someone hacking into her account) tweeted a VERY alarming message directed toward her father!
Attached with a photo of Miley and an unknown woman (above, left), the tweet read:
"@billyraycyrus since you won't reply to my texts I'm giving you an hour to tell the truth or I'll tell it for you"
OMG! Does this mean Billy Ray was cheating with this woman!?!
Wtf? My twitter was just actin all types of cray!
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) June 25, 2013
Umm… LOL! Are we supposed to buy that, MileyBird!?
Hey, we just want what's best for everyone involved. But if we know anything about dysfunctional Hollywood families, there's probably WAY more going on behind closed doors.
We may just be seeing the tip of the iceberg here!