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No, this isn't the set-up for an especially heretical bit of HIGHlarity — the actor and his surgically-enhanced teen bride actually brought their love before the eyes of the Lord this Sunday!
Courtney flashed a lot of pink at church, wearing a long, tight dress which hugged her new curves like a finely-tuned sports car.
We aren't sure whether she confessed any super seXXXy sins or sampled the free wine, but the couple wore smiles to their next stop, a meal at Villa Blanca Restaurant in Beverly Hills.
Ever since the 18-year-old went under the knife, Doug has flaunted his bold bride's AH-Mazingly large breast augmentations all around town.
He must feel like a proud parent, LOLz!!!
[Image via Splash News.]