One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Those thigh highs look even better on stage!
After a straddling performance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Miley Cyrus rocked the Good Morning America crowd with her party poppin' hits We Can't Stop and Fall Down and let's just say gurlfriend DEFINITELY lived up to our scandalous expectations.
Nothing like a booty slap and a grind with Mileybird to get your morning started! LOLz!
And we don't mind will.i.am's cameo either!
Ch-ch-check out the songstress do whatever she wants (above)!!!