This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Where in the world is James Franco?!?
That's what a group of lawyers would like to know! They're trying to track down the actor to serve him papers in a defamation suit!
Um…have they tried a college classroom? He's been known to hang out in those A LOT!
Actually, his college courses are what got him into this mess! One of Franco's past professors says James badmouthed his teaching skillz after he gave the Academy Award nominee/host a bad grade!
Now the NYU instructor, Jose Angel Santana, is SUING James for damages. You can't sue someone though if you can't serve them!
Santana's legal team tried to get to Franco in April while he was filming his upcoming movie True Story with Jonah Hill. But attorney Russell Moriarty claims no matter how close they get, James dodges them:
“Every time we’ve tried to find him, he hides behind people on the set.”
Hides behind people on the set? Jonah is big but not THAT big!
James was last seen in London and he's been telling people that he'll be attending the Venice Film Festival in August. Perhaps the legal eagles will fly overseas to try and catch him!
Watch your back, James and sleep with one eye open! LOLz!!!