If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
This is NOT how you avoid going to jail, Chris Brown!
Just days after being charged in connection to a hit-and-run, an accident that found Chris to be driving WITHOUT a license, Breezy's behind the wheel again!
Great. Juuuust great. We would advise everyone to STAY OFF THE ROADS!
Chris was out cruising with a friend in a fire engine red Porsche 911 convertible with matching crimson rims.
So, that shouldn't get him much attention…
Why don't you let your buddy drive today, Breezy? You can work the radio!
Just say Yeah 3x! Or else you're probably going to end up behind bars, dude!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]