Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We get it, Leo, your life is better!
As if anyone needed to be reminded, Leonardo DiCaprio is having more fun than the rest of us.
Sure, he's made some of the most AH-Mazing movies out there and dated some of the most beautiful women, but even Leo continues to try to top himself!
We wonder if any of those blondes were Toni Garrn!
Basically, he's had a much cooler week than most of us can even imagine!
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