That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Don't cry for her,
Argentina perezilicious readers!!!
We aren't sure what's going on with Her Madgesty's magnificently swollen eyelid, but if anyone the pain it's the big M!!!
Cameras snapped a few photos of Madonna strolling through the streets of New York with her daughter Mercy this weekend and, though her glorious guns were totally toned something was amiss!!!
Her left eye was SEVERELY swollen, we don't even know how she could see!!!
Hopefully the lovely little lady stopped Madonna from tripping over curbs and wandering into oncoming traffic!
Aww! Now poor Mercy is itching her eye, too!
Hopefully it's nothing contagious!!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]