Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
In return for the Spanish stud's heartfelt song, Miley did her best polite robot impression.
Guess it turns out she CAN be tamed!!! LOLz!!!
Miley has been promoting her single in Miami all weekend, but the working girl has been finding time to hang with fans and fam, too, and enjoy the city, even tweeting:
Miami. You have my ❤
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) June 29, 2013
But apparently she meant “Miami minus Enrique Iglesias.”
Don't take it personally, Enrique. Miley has a lot on her mind these days — her single, her tour, twerking. Oh, the twerking!!!
LOL JK — we're sure she loved you as much as we do!!
See more photos of Miley as automaton (below)!
[Image via JLN Photograph/WENN.]