One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
And we're talking third degree burns here!
YUP. Cheryl was trying to mend their tumultuous work relationship and Simon had NO problem snubbing her.
“She has put all their differences aside and moved on in her life. The party is going to be one of the most memorable occasions and she carefully chose who she invited. Unfortunately though Simon wasn’t able to make it.”
But why oh why wasn't the harsh reality TV critic able to pop some bottles with his former employee??!
Simon SWEARS it wasn't because he didn't want to!
And I didn't snub Cheryl's party. I just couldn't go because of my filming dates. We are close friends again and I adore her.
— Simon Cowell (@SimonCowell) July 1, 2013
Sure Simon! SURE. ;)
We can't say we're shocked by Simon's behavior considering how he's built an entire empire revolving around rejecting people. HA!
All jokes aside, we're so glad they're good friends again. We just like to play as much as Simon does!
Cheers to that!
[Image via WENN.]