Ever hear of an iCal, a Google Calendar, maybe even a Remembrall, Suge Knight! You need to stop forgetting to show up to court!
Two bench warrant have been issued for the arrest of rapper Suge Knight after he failed to appear at two hearings this month. The two cases both involved him illegally driving with
a ridiculous cigar a suspended license.
Wait a second. This sounds oddly familiar. Oh, thaaaat's right. That's because the same exact thing happened to Suge…in February!!
That time, Suge failed to show up to court for running a stop sign and driving with a suspended license
and a ridiculous cigar! Look, we know no one likes the DMV, but it seriously might be a worthwhile investment, Suge!
The bench warrants total up to $40,000 (or basically one parking ticket in LA). Wowza! That's a hefty price to pay for being as forgetful as Dory from Finding Nemo!
[Image via Winston Burris/WENN.]