That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Don't get your chains and whips ready just yet!
The 50 Shades Of Grey movie is STILL without a cast!
Rumors began swirling the film's stars were going to be unveiled at Comic-Con 2013, but author E.L. James took to Twitter to shoot down the fantasies of many freaky-deeky women all over the world:
"I dunno where this rumour started that the cast would be revealed at Comic Con…but it is just that - a rumour. (Sighs)."
Oh E.L., you're so naughtyyyy!
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