Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The newly married pride of Canada speaks!!!
It's true!!! The Complicated singer finally spilled all the glorious Canadian beans on her wonderful Canadian wedding in… the South of France!!
"I wanted to make sure it’s a crazy vacation and an experience of a lifetime for our guests. I wanted it to be over the top. I’m obsessed with castles and I love French décor and goth … I found this castle in France and we visited it and it was perfect."
From what we heard, every single one of your 110 guests had fun at your charming Gothic-themed wedding!!!!
Congratulations, girlie — hopefully you two stay happier than a moose for the rest of your long and healthy lives!
[Image via WENN.]