If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Strip down to your skivvies and flip on those overworked ACs, kiddies, because this story is so HOT it might melt your popsicle!!
Speaking of those delicious frozen treats, we've got a popsicle in our pants after seeing this super sex-ay new EXCLUSIVE pic of Justin Bieber (above)!!!
In it, the young stud and a breathtakingly beautiful woman exchange provocative glances of desperate desire!!! Mmmm, so juicy!!!
We don't recognize JB's lovely lady, but she DEFINITELY isn't Selena Gomez!
Ahhh, to be that young and beautiful again!!