This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Our minds are still blown after reporting earlier that the glorious new girl-garden Mr. R-Patz is plowing happens to be a descendent from The King himself, Elvis Presley!
From what we're learning, Robert Pattinson is pretty stoked about the whole turn of events, too!!
One source says new lovers Rob and Riley Keough are getting along like peas and carrots, and part of the reason is Rob's love for Elvis.
"They're inseparable. Rob loves the fact that Riley is Elvis's granddaughter - that's true Rock'n'Roll royalty in his eyes."
Ugh!!! We love this so much we just want to stick our tongue in it!!!
And their relationship totally transcends boinking in The Jungle Room of Graceland — Rob & Riley apparently have tons of stuff in common besides a previous awkward relationship with Kristen Stewart!
Another source revealed:
"They have a lot in common- they both love LA, London, rock music and table tennis."
Ping pong, eh?
Still, Rob's rebound must be weird for his ex, KStew.
One source continued:
"Riley was always Kristen's friend dating back from their time filming The Runaways but recently Rob and Riley been spending much more time together since meeting through their Dior modeling connection and Riley has stayed over at Rob's Los Feliz apartment."
Yikes!!! We wonder if Riley called up Bella and asked her for permission to start boning Edward?!
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