This is unimaginably tragic.
The team did release a statement on the matter, though (below):
There wasn't any kissing but there was a WHOLE lot of telling on Tuesday night!
We always knew Armie's family had some serious cash MONEY but we never knew he was rich enough to grow up IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS!
Isn't that where millionaires put all their money to avoid paying taxes?
Armie's all grown up now and has been hard at work ever since doing double duty in The Social Network. And after making so many movies, the Hammer needs a friggin' break! He knows exactly what he's going to do in his time off too…
He and his buddies are riding their vespas across the country!
Move over Hells Angels, there's a new motorcycle gang on the roads!
[Image via WENN.]