Holy blossoming bosoms, Batman — this teen bride ain't messing around!!!
Courtney Stodden and her magnificently large mammaries were spotted in Hollywood last night and, oh yeah, her significantly older husband Doug Hutchison was there too!!
According to reports, her boobs were hard as rocks last night! No, wait, that can't be right — they were just surgically enhanced a few weeks ago.
Oh, we know, cameras caught them at the Hard Rock in Hollywood! We were way off, LOLz!!
We're relieved the 53-year-old actor never lets Courtney out of her site! Mostly because she is way too young to rent cars without a co-signer!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
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