One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
We are dying to get these juicy goosey deets!
Who doesn't wonder what celebs do with their money? Well, apparently everyone is curious because celeb finances are now becoming the focus of a new art installation.
Miranda July has created the We Think Alone project that uses emails from celebs as the centerpiece for the money-themed project.
That's right, Perezcious readers, you're getting the goods about their money!
"My friend Jessica is buying my car for 7,000 I gave her your info for payments … She's going to pay 2,000 up front and then pay the rest as fast as she can. Don't know the paper work involved, but Warren mentioned he had something.Thanks, Kirsten."
What a steal for a previously owned celeb car!
Meanwhile, Lena's email is ridiculously insightful as it reveals she was actually considering buying an almost $24K couch! The email to her reads:
"The price to make the Liljevalch Sofa is $14,878.93 plus the fabric which is $283.56 per meter and we would need 20 meters of fabric. So the entire cost of the couch would be $20,554.39. Shipping the sofa: It will take between 16 and 20 weeks to make and ship the sofa to us (from Sweden and will cost $3,080.85, plus $400.00 in customs charges. whenever you pick the fabric I can order for you! :) xox"
Luckily for her bank account, she responded:
"decided it's just too expensive:)"
That couch better come with Zac Efron if it's going to cost that much! LOLz!
Catherine Opie, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lee Smolin also took part in the project and will be released later.
We can't wait for more dirt!
[Image via Andres Otero/FayesVision/WENN.]