Let's be honest, Jason Priestley has a point.
Well, this is a far cry from last year's birthday bonanza!
While Linds' request to go off grounds or even have friends visit was rejected, she did enjoy the company of her trusty lawyer, Shawn Holley!
Talk about going above and beyond the call of duty!
Shawn even stuck around to help the b-day girl blow out the candles on her fancy Carvel-donated ice cream cake with her fellow patients.
Sounds wild, right??! LOLz!
But SURPRISE, our princess still wasn't too happy about spending the day on lockdown.
"[She] didn’t like spending her birthday in rehab, but she managed to make the best of it. Carvel donated a delicious ice cream birthday cake, and her attorney, Shawn Holley dropped by to have some cake. Lindsay shared her birthday cake with the other patients, which everyone enjoyed. Lindsay seems to be in a very good place, and is responding very well to treatment at Cliffside.”
This just proves that poppin' pills and chuggin' the bottle can lead to NO fun.
Hopefully LiLo's most uhh..classic birthday in recent memory will be the lasting lesson that keeps her on the wagon FOR GOOD because we can't even remember the last time someone said her name and "good place" in the same sentence.
27 might just be gurlfriend's lucky number!
P.S. CLICK HERE to see Linds through the years!