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Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Party Revealed! Was She Sober!?

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Well, this is a far cry from last year's birthday bonanza!

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 27th year of life behind the gates of Cliffside Rehab Center in Malibu, but it was no day at the beach!

While Linds' request to go off grounds or even have friends visit was rejected, she did enjoy the company of her trusty lawyer, Shawn Holley!

Talk about going above and beyond the call of duty!

Shawn even stuck around to help the b-day girl blow out the candles on her fancy Carvel-donated ice cream cake with her fellow patients.

Sounds wild, right??! LOLz!

But SURPRISE, our princess still wasn't too happy about spending the day on lockdown.

A source spilled:

"[She] didn’t like spending her birthday in rehab, but she managed to make the best of it. Carvel donated a delicious ice cream birthday cake, and her attorney, Shawn Holley dropped by to have some cake. Lindsay shared her birthday cake with the other patients, which everyone enjoyed. Lindsay seems to be in a very good place, and is responding very well to treatment at Cliffside.”

This just proves that poppin' pills and chuggin' the bottle can lead to NO fun.

Hopefully LiLo's most uhh..classic birthday in recent memory will be the lasting lesson that keeps her on the wagon FOR GOOD because we can't even remember the last time someone said her name and "good place" in the same sentence.

27 might just be gurlfriend's lucky number!

P.S. CLICK HERE to see Linds through the years!

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53 comments to “Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Party Revealed! Was She Sober!?”



  1. 1

    Was she sober?!

    Once a bully, always a bully.

  2. Aaron Saltzer says – reply to this


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    Good for her. And her dad was afraid she'd be dead @ 27. Wrong!



  3. 3

    Her REAL B-Day Party is scheduled for the day she get out of that rehab place; invitations are already being sent and it is going to be the biggest party the Chateau Marmont Hotel has had in years .

  4. derek e holder says – reply to this


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    happy birthday Lindsay from your biggest fan hope to get to meet you someday soon

  5. shelly says – reply to this


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    You are an asshole. LL is a survivor of child abuse and substance abuse is a common response. She has not had appropriate behavior modeled for her by her family and she's been taught that attention (of any type) brings rewards. How dare you turn her into a joke. I thought that was all in the past? Life is a bitch Perez and i hope your learn that, profiting off of and enjoying the pain of others as much as you do. Asshole. I wish her the best and i hope with time and age she is able to learn how to respect her self and to learn that she does in fact deserve to be in a respectful relationship.

  6. Incognito says – reply to this


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    Re: Aaron Saltzer – well, she just turned, she has a full year to go. But good for her. I hope it sticks.



  7. 7

    I am rooting for her. I love her as an actress, she is extremely talented, I hope she comes out of this as a better person.



  8. 8

    She had a nice birthday doing a lot of tweeting to fans. Her sister said she loved her to the moon and back in a tweet. She has more days to spend in rehab but she's not there voluntarily, she's there to escape jail. She wasn't showing any signs of crazy behavior before going, she just had a sentence imposed due to stupid answers she gave the police after a traffic accident thus violating her parole. That's the only reason she is in rehab now.

  9. ccs says – reply to this


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    Can her lawyer just adopt her? She's the closest thing the girl has to a parent figure.



  10. 10

    Re: Aaron Saltzer – She has a WHOLE YEAR to go. Poor baby is lucky she was celebrating in rehab and not jail where she should have been placed. Maybe just MAYBE she will take it seriously this time and stay out of trouble.



  11. 11

    If she is so scared about relapsing like stories say, she is and planning to "hide away" she would NOT be planning a big party which would encourage her to relapse. So either she is not taking this seriously which would be no shock, she is not planning a big party, OR she is going to have her big b-day party and risk her sobriety.

  12. What? says – reply to this


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    Re: Bobodo – What could you possibly mean that she wasn't showing any signs of crazy behavior going in? She missed her flights, she tweeted a picture of herself sitting in a room full of chaos where she was packing "270 outfits" for a 90 day in custody sentence -where she was told she could NOT leave the facility. She changed her mind about the NY court-approved rehab, was late showing up at Morningside because she had to go buy a new Ipad, even though Ipads aren't allowed in rehab Then when she got to Morningside, she jumped turning herself in for a court ordered in custody sentence and went on the lam. Her transfer out of BFC was a transfer that happened BEFORE paperwork ASKING for a transfer was ever filed. While at BFC she continued to be obsessed with her media stories and talked trash about another patient, the ex-wife of a man who has been GOLDEN to her. She isn't in jail because she "gave stupid answers". She LIED, and she reeked of booze after she TOTALLED a Porsche on the freeway. This after 2 other DUIS. You have some real problems with processing REALITY.



  13. 13

    Re: What? – Relax, everything you said about her at BF is hearsay, it's not factual. She violated her parole I think because she gave stupid answers and by that I mean she lied about not being the driver. She didn't reek of booze or she would have been arrested on the spot and that accident was June of last year. And all the drama you mentioned was around going to rehab. But before that she was living quietly in New York City. All of the incidents in NYC happened between Sep-Dec of 2012. She was relatively drama free this year living in NYC.

  14. Tweeting 2 FANS? says – reply to this


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    Re: Bobodo – Enough about all these fans she has on twtr. Six million people are NOT fans of Lindsay Lohan when the internet has a dozen stories about Lindsay's 27th birthday and there are only a few comments and no traffic, no passing the story on. NO REAL SIGNS, at all, that Lindsay has any real fans. A fan is someone who is SUPPORTIVE and INTERESTED in the object of their "fanning" . Where are her fans if she has fans? Some of the tweets coming in yesterday about LL's birthday were obviously manufactured by Team Lohan. An ORPHANAGE allegedly tweeted Lindsay a Happy Birthday tweet because all the kids wanted to wish Lindsay a happy birthday. Please explain how ORPHANS would have any knowledge or INTEREST in a 27yr old woman who is a chronic drug addict/alcoholic, who is famous for DUIs? Then another tweet from someone who said that July 2nd should be a "National Holiday" because Lindsay is such a wonderful person. She has FANS, huh? "Fans" like orphan children who are interested in a compulsive criminal - and fans who want a national holiday to CELEBRATE the glory that is Lindsay Lohan. Pretty clear to me those tweets were written by a drunken Dina who thinks she is so clever and the rest of the world is stupid. Fans my ass. Have Lindsay tweet, "send me a dollar if you are my real fan" and lets count the change that rolls in, shall we?

  15. Nonsence! says – reply to this


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    Re: Bobodo – Well, bobo, if everything I have heard about her is hearsay, I can't imagine why you think you know the inside scoop. The BFC situation is more than hearsay. IF YOU KNEW LAW, you would understand that her being moved was NOT handled properly. And if YOU KNEW MEDICINE, you would be able to figure out WHAT happened. She most certainly DID "reek of alcohol" as per police officers testimony and she wasn't arrested on the spot, or the hospital BECAUSE SHE LIED that she wasn't driving and passengers are not usually tested for DUI since a passenger would not be driving. You say her events were 2012, and that this year has been quiet. Well, you speak of 2013 as a whole year, when Lindsay was back in the news for missing flights to her hearing in MARCH. Sorry, but that doesn't come across as a stable and quiet YEAR for Lindsay Lohan. What are you doing here writing such shit? Something very odd about you "standing up for Lindsay" and yet you write LIES and BULLSHIT. If you were aware of her in anyway, you would KNOW more about what REALLY HAPPENED. Pathetic. Poor Lindsay, all her fans are just morons, thrashing swords in the air at clouds they fear are going to swallow them whole if they don't. Unreal.

  16. Correction: says – reply to this


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    Sorry, that is nonsenSe, not nonsence. But, bobo, what you write is still nonsense.

  17. NOT PAROLE says – reply to this


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    Re: Bobodo – Also, she has never been on PAROLE. She was/is on PROBATION. There is a BIG difference. Please google and discover the difference. You ever watch Cheers? You are Cliff Claven.



  18. 18

    Re: NOT PAROLE – If I wrote Parole it was a typo. I meant probation. Of course I know the difference. She had a quiet birthday and I didn't say I had any scoops but I try to go with what really happened. She had an accident, lied about it, violated her parole, received a sentence, chose rehab, she's there, had her birthday at the facility. I'm not interested in stories from sources saying they know what Lindsay is doing in a facility. I know she tweeted because I saw the tweets, that's all I know.

  19. Quiet year? says – reply to this


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    Re: Bobodo – Ripping off the Anger Management set, holding up production, being late to the set. BRAZIL?

  20. NOT A TYPO, Ace. says – reply to this


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    Re: Bobodo – The difference between Parole and Probation is NOT a typo. A typo is when you hit the wrong key, not when you use the wrong word. Then you went on to use PAROLE again in referring to Lindsay. ..??? Do you never think before you write something in public? I also am not inclined to believe gossip about someone in a treatment center. Further, it is DINA LOHAN who is tweeting using Lindsay's account. Lindsay is not permitted to have internet access or I would have personally heard from her by now. What say you about the ORPHANAGE tweeting Lindsay Happy Birthday because "the kids wanted to wish Lindsay a Happy Birthday"? Think that shit's real, do you?



  21. 21

    Re: NOT A TYPO, Ace. – Oh stop it already. It was a mistake. I know the difference between parole and probation and meant to say probation. And it wasn't Dina tweeting, I recognize LIndsay's style of responding to people over Dina's. It's quite easy to tell the difference. She is permitted internet access, try reading Cliffside Malibu's web site. "Cliffside Malibu will use many different methods to achieve complete recovery. This center also offers laundry services, gourmet meals, and Internet access."

  22. oh, please.... says – reply to this


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    Re: Bobodo – I do NOT have to stop doing anything because you tell me too. You write bullshit here and then you say you know the difference between probation & parole, and then you go on to make the same mistake calling her probation parole right after you wrote that you know the difference. ?? And you say you know the difference between Lindsays tweets and Dinas tweets but almost everything you write here about Lindsay IS WRONG? And, for the record, there has been NO VALID confirmation that Lindsay is actually at Cliffside. No court records about her transfer and all we have seen is a pic of Lindsay on A balcony. She could be there, but at this point, the only people making such claims are, 'sources close to Lindsay'. What cliffsides website says isnt really that connected to Lindsays reality. If you are going to write false information and lies here, i will correct you.

  23. TaylorTFair says – reply to this


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    Re: Tweeting 2 FANS? – Come on JJF Lindsay does have fans you know that .
    What is the problem here saying LL has fans ? I don't get it ?

  24. TaylorTFair says – reply to this


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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY ! Sorry JJF I still think Lindsay is a Media target and nay sayers are just wanting her to fail . Her packing over 200 outfits is typical come on look at the house wife shows they do the same . I don't feel like that is strange behavior for LL at all I think its par for the course .

  25. TaylorTFair says – reply to this


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    Re: shelly – Shelly that was very well put Kudos to you I agree with you 100%



  26. 26

    Re: oh, please…. – I said parole twice because I didn't proofread it. It's just a post, I'm not that meticulous about it. You're harping on it is petty, that's what I said to stop already. I posted about her birthday and you obviously want to talk about her way beyond that and I don't agree with most of your conclusions.



  27. 27

    Re: oh, please…. – So according to you she may not be at Cliffside yet on 3 different days she's photographed on the balcony there smoking cigarettes. I don't expect Cliffside or any other facility to state that any patient is there. Proper protocol is to not acknowledge any patient at these types of facilities.

  28. 3days? says – reply to this


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    Re: Bobodo – I am only familiar with 2 different photo days of Lindsay on A balcony. My point is that you say you dont believe gosssip but there has been no reliable source, including her attorney, that has ever said she is at Cliffside. Im not familiar with what cliffides balcony looks like, and there is nothing in those pics that IDs the place as cliffside. And as for the parole vs probation, how HARD is it to proofread when you are trying to defend yourself IN PUBLIC - using the written word - over making an error, and you turn around and make THE SAME DAMN ERROR in your post trying to explain your error? Seriously? Thats just sloppiness and a blantant disregard for your own mind.

  29. To Taylor says – reply to this


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    Re: TaylorTFair – Hi Taylor. You are free to believe anything you want. I know Lindsay has fans, you are one. My point is the twttr 6 million fans doesnt pan out when yesterdays tweets were BIZARRE crap, like MANY posters twting YOU ARE A QUEEN. Like some Orphanage sent in wishes because the orphans told their caretakers to send LL a birthday wish on twtr. And a 'fan' writing that L's birthday should be a national holiday because Lindsay is so wonderful. Well, those don't sound like real or sane fans to me. Then, i found out twtr followers can be purchased, and these claims that L has 6 million twtr fans …It starts to make more sense to me about WHY Lindsay has those kinds of #s on twtr, but few fans anywhere else on the internet. Dont you kids ever WONDER if what you're told even makes any sense?

  30. @v@ says – reply to this


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    SHE wasn't too happy? I'm not too happy having this moron behind the wheel of some fast car on the same roads that my loved ones and I often travel. Gitchershitogether or stay behind bars.

  31. Admiration says – reply to this


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    Re: @v@ – getchershittogether? Damn, I wish I would have thought of that one. Suggest register it as a logo, company slogan. I see potential. That could be the next happy face, have a nice day T-shirt crazy. I will leave the accompanying art work to your discretion, and personal taste/artist statment. I'll buy one from ya. Or can barter in Kona coffee. The DRUNK DRIVING IS THE THING. Who gives a shit if Lindsay drinks too much in her own home and screws consenting men & women? It's about: QUIT BREAKING THE LAW BOZO!!!! Stay home, shut up, be nice, be discreet: Problem solved.



  32. 32

    27 is no longer 25 24 23 its 3 years from 30 when most people are considered mentally adults or when people stop letting u get away with the 20s stuff anymore so im hoping she takes this chance to get better and not have 3 more years of hell till 30 when people will basically write her off more so than they have already two paths one down or by 30 back to being a superstar… choose wisely… xxx happy bday precious

  33. TaylorTFair says – reply to this


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    Re: To Taylor – Hey JJF I never knew that about TW amazing

  34. To Taylor, says – reply to this


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    Re: TaylorTFair – Yeah, what happened on Twtr yesterday was really embarrassing for Lindsay. But, in good news, no one really cares at this point that Lindsay and her PR team are big fakers and liars. People have turned away a long time ago and the people who are still around understand that Lindsay is very troubled and confused and her mother is a HORRIBLE PR person who is so delusional and impaired in her own right that Dina really thinks people are going to believe a whole bunch of ORPHANS were deeply motivated to ask their caretakers to tweet Lindsay a Happy Birthday tweet. I mean, really Taylor. That's just so far off the charts, it's psychotic. And it fits right in with the heat Dina has been taking over ripping of that children's charity for underprivileged kids. See world, "Orphans" aren't mad at Lindsay or her mother over Dina ripping off a charity that was set up to help impoverished children. Orphans For Lilo!!! Yeah, could that have been anymore humiliating for Lindsay? I do not know, but people WILL forgive her for it. It's pretty clear Lindsay wasn't THAT involved in the whole, "MAKE IT TREND" Happy Birthday Lindsay Tweeter Marathon. I think, I hope, the whole thing taught her a lesson. She was looking for big time support and Hollywood Heavies to be there for her, and she discovered, they just aren't there anymore. Well, time move on, Lindz.



  35. 35

    why would Carvel DONATE a cake? BULL SHITE. DONATE CAKES TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD FOOD. THIS CHICK IS A LIAR. SHE'S A THIEF. SHE DRINKS, DRIVES, GETS CAUGHT, AND THEN BLAMES OTHER PEOPLE. THE COCAINE IN THE PANTS, THE PANTS WEREN'T HERS. SHE STOLE A MINK COAT, OOPSIE. SHE STOLE A ROLEX WATCH, OOPSIE. SHE STOLE A GOLD NECKLACE FROM AS STORE WHILE HER ASSISTANT MADE A DISTRACTION. ALL PLANNED. AND NOW SHE GETS A BIRTHDAY CAKE DONATED TO HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY??? I DON'T BELIEVE IT FOR A SECOND.



  36. 36

    Re: shelly – FUCK YOU. SOME PEOPLE HAVE REAL PROBLEMS. THIS CHICK IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. SHE DESERVES A SMACK. AND A SERIOUS STRETCH BEHIND BARS. THIS HAS GOT TO BE LINDSAY'S MOTHER. SHE'S ANOTHER ONE WHO NEEDS A GOOD SMACK.

  37. TO: HILLARY'S ..etc. says – reply to this


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    I am SINCERE in asking you if you are being SARCASTIC in your post that frequently write that "Lindsay is not addicted to anything." And then this post is another post where you write about Lindsay having a big party at the Chateau M. So, I am being honest when I state that I don't know if you are being sarcastic, or if you really believe Lindsay doesn't' have addictions to alcohol, so you are being SINCERE when you talk about Lindsay having parties at the Chateau M. You have mentioned that place/L partying there in the future, but wasn't she BLACKLISTED for running out on a bill? Again, I am completely sincere in trying to understand if you are SINCERE or SARCASTIC when you write that Lindsay is planning a party at the Chateau M. I just don't get your references to her partying there. It would be odd sarcasm to me, since you post often that you don't think she's an addict. Thank you.



  38. 38

    "Gave stupid answers"? this isn't a high school algebra test. SHE LIES. SHE STEALS. SHE BLAMES EVERY BODY and ANY BODY ELSE. gave stupid answers sounds like she didn't study for a school test. SHE LIED TO THE COPS AND GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE SOMEONE WOULDN'T COVER HER ASS AND LIE FOR HER. THAT'S NOT GIVING A STUPID ANSWER. THAT'S LYING TO THE POLICE. JAIL IS THE ONLY APPROPRIATE PUNSHMENT. REHAB IS POINTLESS. THE MINUTE SHE GETS OUT, WITH THAT SHIT EATING SMILE, SHE'LL DRINK, DRUG, DRIVE, AND HER PARENTS WILL MAKE EXCUSES LIKE SHE GAVE STUPID ANSWERS TO POLICE QUESTIONS.

  39. Stupid EXCUSES!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: jeanmichelbasketcase – Thank you for making point that there IS a big difference between giving a stupid answer on the Dating Game and LYING to the police & SETTING YOUR ASSISTANT UP TO TAKE THE FALL, WHICH WOULD INCLUDE INSURANCE FRAUD SEEING AS MISSY LILO TOTALLED A RENTED PORSCHE & CAUSED PROPERTY DAMAGE TO SOMEONE WHO WAS IN FRONT OF HER ON THE FREEWAY. Lindsays CRIMES are NOT MISTAKES. Lindsays LIES & BLAMING INNOCENT PEOPLE are not "stupid answers" & Lindsays problems at 27yrs old are not because she is AMAZING MOVIE STAR that people are jealous of –or the media exploits because they are trying to promote hate against a star that just shines so brightly she shames us all with her extra-ordinary talents & gifts. The MEDIA REPORTS LINDSAY LOHAN EVENTS, sometimes twist them, embellishes them, includes editorial perspective & future projections of L's path in life; but never does the MEDIA CREATE LINDSAY'S CRIMES she has BEEN CHARGED WITH & PROSECUTED FOR. Grow the fck up & realize Lindsay is a grown ass woman who is stubborn as a mule, & IF she wanted to be an Audrey Hepburn, she could start by ACTING like Ms. Hepburn BEHAVED in HER REAL LIFE. ENOUGH of ILLUSION, EXCUSES & BLAME. Lindsay Lohan WROTE, DIRECTED & STARS IN HER OWN REAL LIFE, always. THAT: IS Adulthood.

  40. April A. says – reply to this


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    Sounds like a very boring birthday to me!



  41. 41

    Re: shelly – YOU know what? as much as i think perez is a fucking cretin, I'm going to enjoy seeing lindsay continue to fuck up. she says things like the world is against her. fuck her. the police are against her? the judge is against her? the DA is against her? SHE PLED NO CONTEST. SHE HAS NO, NONE, NADA, EXCUSES. NO CONTEST MEANS THE EVIDENCE IS OVERWHELMING TO SUCH AN EXTENT SHE CANNOT FIGHT THE CHARGES. SHE LIES AND GETS HER MIINIONS TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR HER. SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK HER. JAIL IS WHERE SHE BELONGS. JAIL. UP THE RIVER. WEARING STRIPES. NO CELL PHONES. NO TWEETING. NO BIRTHDAY CAKES. NO PARTIES. BALOGNEY SANDWICHES ON WHITE BREAD.



  42. 42

    Re: TaylorTFair – HA!. SHE WILL FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. YOU KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYBODY AROUND HER WHO WILL HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE FOR HER ACTIONS. AND IF HER ROLE MODELS ARE THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SHITSVILLE SHE'S IN BIGGER TROUBLE THAN EVEN I THOUGHT. BE REAL. DON'T LIE. DON'T DRINK AND DRUG AND THEN DRIVE. DON'T STEAL CARS. DON'T MAKE YOUR ASSISTANT JEOPARDIZE THEIR FREEDOM BY ASKING THEM TO LIE FOR HER. DON'T TAKE THINGS THAT AREN'T HERS. DON'T WALK AROUND WITH AN ATTITUDE THAT SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR JAIL, TOO TALENTED FOR THE LAW TO APPLY TO HER. SHE JUST NOT THAT SPECIAL. SHE'S IS THAT FUCKED UP.

  43. Just so U know.... says – reply to this


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    Re: jeanmichelbasketcase – For the record, shelly isn't one of "the scientists". While I would not disagree that Lindsay was the recipient of certain parenting methods that might be consider "child abuse", I would not be inclined to be supportive of any poster that thinks what happened to Lindsay in the past EXCUSES Lindsay from taking responsibility for her own choices and behaviors. Just making a point of it, lest you rip into Shelly under the presumption that she is related to "the scientists"/jjf. No. No idea and I don't recognize seeing the name here before either. ?



  44. 44

    Re: Princess-peach – YOUR EYE FOR TALENT IS FUCKED. SHE'LL SCREW UP AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. PEREZ DIDN'T MAKE HER A JOKE. YOU KNOW WHO MADE LINDSAY A JOKE? HER MOTHER. HER FATHER MADE HER A FELON AND A CHAOS HOUND AND A GRIFTER WHO'LL STEAL ANTYTHING NOT NAILED DOWN. MOVIE PRODUCERS ONLY WANT HER BECAUSE OF THESE HEADLINES SHE CREATES. GO FIND SOMEONE WITH REAL TALENT TO ADMIRE. HER ONLY TALENT IS THAT SHE SOMEHOW GETS TO GO TO REHAB INSTEAD OF JAIL- OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. SHE'S AN ADULT, NOT A KID, WHO'S A THIEVING LIAR THAT CRIES TO MOMMY AND DADDY AND USES THEM TO GENERATE EVEN MORE CHAOS AND CONFUSION. IF YOU THINK SHE'S OH SO TALENTED, SO SPECIAL, SO WORTHY OF SPECIAL TREATMENT, I HOPE SHE RUNS YOU OVER NEXT TIME SHE'S FLYING ON COCAINE AND STEALING SOME CAR. I HOPE YOU OWN A JEWELRY STORE AND SHE STEALS FROM YOU NEXT TIME. BECOME HER ASSISTANT AND THIS WAY SHE CAN LIE AND YOU CAN SWEAR SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE ANY SYMPATHY FOR HER. SHE'S GETTING OVER. NEXT TIME SHE'LL HAVE THE CHANCE TO GET AWAY WITH KILLING SOMEBODY. I ONLY HOPE IT'S SOMEONE YOU KNOW. THEN YOU'LL FEEL DIFFERENTLY. FOOL.



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    Re: Bobodo – YOU make it sound like she told an innocent FIB so she wouldn't hurt somebody's feelings. SHE LIED TO THE COPS. SHE DROVE DRUNK. SHE ASKED HER ASSISTANT TO LIE TO COVER HER LIE. SHE STOLE SOMEONE'S MINK COAT. REMEMBER? REMEMBER THE ROLEX. REMEMBER THE "FUCK YOU" PRINTED ON HER FINGER NAIL IN COURT DIRECTED AT THE JUDGE? REMEMBER THE COCAINE IN HER JEANS THAT SHE CLAIMED WEREN'T HER JEANS? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT NO CONTEST IMPLIES?



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    Re: Just so U know…. – so WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? TROLL.

  47. whocares says – reply to this


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    yr a dumb fuck. u dont want her to get better! she has been an easy target for a while now, so if she does get better, who will u have? i feel bad for yr kid, he has to learn from someone who eggs on someone's serious problems. sad.

  48. To Basketcase: says – reply to this


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    Re: jeanmichelbasketcase – Why does it matter WHO I am? Perhaps you should consider what is written BEFORE you snottily demand ID from someone who wrote a few comments on a blog board. Why does it matter WHO it is from? What if I said I was Dr. Drew? What if I write back, 'I am Oprah' ? What if I write you that I am some Anthropology student stuck in an airport in Amsterdam? WHY could it possible matter to you *WHO I am*? If I said 'my name is Mary Jane Smith', would that somehow answer your real question? Every try addressing strangers for the first time with OUT using the F word in your opening sentence? Why not just open with, "I'm a piece of trashy shit alcoholic who is bitter that my life sucks?" Too much WORK?



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    Re: derek e holder – START DOING DRUGS. GO TO REHAB. THEN YOU'LL HAVE A SHOT AT MEETING YOUR IDOL. DOUCHE. AND IF YOU CAN SMUGGLE DRUGS INTO THE REHAB LINDSAY WILL BLOW YOU. OR EAT YOUR ASS. WHAT EVER YOU LIKE.



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    Re: whocares – I COULD NOT CARE LESS IF SHE GETS "BETTER". I JUST CARE SHE STAYS OFF THE ROAD IF SHE'S DRUGGING AND DRINKING AND DRIVING. I'M NOT ANTI-DRUGS. I'M NOT ANTI DRINKING. I'M AGAINST IDIOTS WHO THINK THEY'RE TOO GOOD FOR THE LAW TO APPLY TO THEMSELVES.

  51. To BASKETCASE, indeed says – reply to this


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    Re: jeanmichelbasketcase – Maybe you could address the issues you have surrounding the fact that your FIRST RESPONSE to strangers on these blogs is to write FUCK YOU and other HOSTILE attacks on people who are simply expressing their OPINIONS in gossip media. You are out-of-line to attack strangers, regardless of how "stupid" you think their post are. Maybe try to ADDRESS issues in an ADULT WAY and speak to the ISSUE in the post, not go ape shit on the posters, that are strangers who somehow move you to RAGE with their naïve opinions. Maybe address that you are THOUGHTLESS when you interact with others. Maybe if you do this, Kate Majors and her new son won't turn INTO a Lohan Grifter who has IMMEDIATE HOSTILY towards the pubic when the public opins on something in a way that doesn't BACK YOU UP. Everyone here is allowed to have their OPINIONS of things, even if they don't BACK YOU UP in your wishes for HORRIBLE things to happen to other people. You ARE A LOHAN, in your behavior and your kid is a LOHAN by genetics, Kate, so learn a PRODUCTIVE way to deal with your RAGE without throwing your temper tantrums & vile out of control rages at innocent bystanders. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT LINDSAY DOES, and YOU ARE DOING THE SAME THING. Please ADRESSS your disturbing emotional problems with a professional. You are out-of-control emotionally when you ASSAULT strangers in public. Just LIKE LINDSAY DOES.

  52. and, Kate, says – reply to this


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    For the record: I want you to know that this is important, not because OTHER people DESERVE to be treated with respect, even if they say dumb things. No, It is about YOU, Kate, YOU gaining some DAMN SELF-RESPECT & SELF-AWARENESS regarding your own behaviors towards others, and the instant-attitude you have towards other members of society. AND, it is because YOU ARE A ROLE MODEL to your child. You can NOT get positive results from raising children by simply TELLING them how to act, –you have to ROLE MODEL what you want your child to believe in, and act like. If you think it's a GOOD IDEA and FINE FORM to come into public and scream "fuck you" at strangers, you better not EXPECT any different type of behavior FROM YOUR SON. Children learn by EXAMPLE. If YOU are going to ACT LIKE A LOHAN, then do NOT be SHOCKED when that kid of yours turns out to be 100% LOHAN, in public. Get help, it's CHEAPER -NOW- to fix your issues than 20 years from now, hire a costly defense attorney for your kid and a psychiatrist for yourself because YOU MADE STUPID, CARELESS, EMOTIONALLY INDULGENT CHOICES when YOU were raising a child with the mind of a sponge.

  53. Correction 4 Kate, says – reply to this


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    I was NOT referring to the LIMITATIONS of the organism "Sponge" in the ocean that isn't very advanced. FTR: The Sponge does have the intelligence to meet it's own needs through its natural life cycle, so even if you first thought I mean your kid has the mind of a sponge, technically that isn't an insult. Anyway, what I meant was that childrens minds are very SPONGE LIKE, in referring to the commercial sponge that ABSORBS whatever it is stuck in. Point being, if you ACT like a piece of vulgar, anti social, hostile, bitter person around your kid, he is going to think that ACTING like a vulgar, antisocial, hostile, bitter person IS THE WAY YOU HAVE TO ACT TO GET THROUGH LIFE IN ORDER TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE. You aren't MARRIED to M, right? FRIGGIN DISCONNECT - QUIT FIGHTING AGAINST LOHANISM, Kate. REJECT it, don't try to change it, or UPDATE it; or adapt it to your own life. REJECT it. Raise your son to be the MAN you WANT him to be. QUIT trying to change M L INTO the man you think YOU NEED HIM TO BE for your son, Fuck M, girlfriend, YOU BE THE ROLE MODEL. You ALREADY TEACH your kid EVERYTIME he sees you pass by. Your ANGRY FACE will tell him more information than your bullshit words could ever sink in. Do it for YOUR KID. You made a mistake. Don't MAKE YOUR KID pay for that error, FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE. LET GO! Turn your sassy self around in a different direction & you and your kid, GO ON WITHOUT DADDYS HELP or ROLE MODELING in your lives, yea?