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We've been speculating that Robert Pattinson could earn the HIGHly coveted role of yummy, yummy Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades Of Grey flick and now we're hearing that our dom dreams really could come true!!! Rob really was chatting up E.L. James at his Gatsby-themed shindig recently.
Despite the star-studded guest list, RPatz took some eXXXtra special time with the author in hopes of winning her over.
“Rob and E.L. were in deep conversation. Rob also joked that it would be the best acting of his life, because there is no way he is that confident in real life.”
Dare we say Rob as Christian would topple his sexy, pale rendition of Edward Cullen??! We dare!
Rob might be usually scruffy and brooding, but there is no question that the universal hottie could conquer the suave, charming, and masochistic Christian!!
Please will you let Rob spank us on the big screen, E.L.??! Pretty please??!