There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
According to TMZ, the two legendary singers apparently spoke about how much sense it'd make for them to work together at some point, and as it's being reported now,
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We love breakfast in bed as much as the next gal, but this is GROSS!
I found a pubic hair on my bed. and it is NOT mine.
— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) July 2, 2013
What in the ever-loving fudge, girl!?
Why?! How?! WHY?!
Was it her lover's public hair? Is "her bed" actually just what she calls floor of a bikini waxing studio she's crashing at?
Maybe Ke$ha was making a philosophical point about possessions in general — once the a pubic hair wiggles its way free from a pubic bone, to whom does it really belong?
Either way, f**king gross.
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