This is so sad.
We love breakfast in bed as much as the next gal, but this is GROSS!
I found a pubic hair on my bed. and it is NOT mine.
— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) July 2, 2013
What in the ever-loving fudge, girl!?
Why?! How?! WHY?!
Was it her lover's public hair? Is "her bed" actually just what she calls floor of a bikini waxing studio she's crashing at?
Maybe Ke$ha was making a philosophical point about possessions in general — once the a pubic hair wiggles its way free from a pubic bone, to whom does it really belong?
Either way, f**king gross.
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