Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Barack hosted over 1,200 troops yesterday at the White House's South lawn for the Independence Day celebration, and thanked them for their service. He also gave a shout out to Malia's big day saying:
"It's Malia's birthday so she is appreciative that you're all going to be wishing her a happy birthday."
Malia was probably like, "QUIT EMBARRASSING ME DAD!" And he probably was like, "TAKE A TIMEOUT IN THE SITUATION ROOM!" And then, she was like "I'LL PHOTOBOMB ALL YOUR PHOTOS!"
But really, how could she not have blast, when Fun. was playing?? Who will sing at Malia's Sweet 16? Elvis??
[Image via Carrie Devorah/WENN.]