So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
But vacation planning should be fun!
While they appeared to be hanging in there after her cheating scandal with Rupert Sanders, KStew's wily ways were supposedly never far from R-Patz's mind.
And an innocent vacation ended up setting off a giant explosion as a source revealed what went down:
"They had a conversation about taking a vacation together where they started fighting about the location of where they should go and that spiraled out into the issues they had with each other and he decided it was time to move on. And as you know, he did."
From what we hear, this seems to be for the best because things have been rough for a while as the source added:
"Her cheating basically opened other doors in their relationship of what they didn’t like of each other. Their conversations were more bickering than loving, and in front of friends Kristen made jokes of the incident making it look like they were above it but he was actually hurt by her bringing it up in front of friends. She got a little cocky with it and he decided to end it after it all built up to one final argument."
Well, we're not so sure she would be getting all chatty about her scandal, but these two sure did seem to try to brush over the dramz.
A reunion appears to be getting more and more unlikely.
Guess it's time for us to drown our sorrows in a Twilight marathon!
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