Well it turns out…
That's not the case.
While many assume she became a celebrity nanny to become closer to the stars, an insider says:
Rihanna apparently got so drunk off
a plethora of perfectly delicious pierogis booze at the Heineken Open'er Festival in Gdynia, that she was promptly escorted off the premises!
…or were her bodyguards merely making sure she didn't stumble any more than she already had??
Looks like Ri could really Use Somebody to help get her plastered behind safely out of harms way!
In an Instagram caption she described the concert "easily the best night of [her life]!"
Hah! She looked so hammered, we're surprised she even remembers it!!!
[Image via Instagram.]