WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
Well, you're going to have to press PLAY (below) to decide for yourself!
Hell has no fury like a Twilight vampiress scorned, and we have PROOF!
Kristen Stewart spent her day in G.I. Jane mode, prepping for her upcoming role as military mamasita in Camp X-Ray! Unfortunately, a rabble-rousing shutterbug used that time for something far less constructive!
As KStew emerged from the studio, she found a group of paparazzi huddled around her pick-up truck. Drawn in the dirt on the hood of her ride was "I Heart Rob."
Ouch!! If that wasn't bad enough, the callous cameramen also started taunting her!!!
That's when Kristen fired back at them with a big "F**k you!"
Teasing Kris about her Robert Pattinson break-up is unnecessarily cruel, but verbal assault is never OK!
We aren't sure Bella needs to wash her dirty mouth out with soap, but it would serve her well to wash that filthy truck, LOLz!!
[Video via AKM-GSI.]