This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Andrew Garfield is asking a SUPER question about his superhero character Spider-Man!
Why can't Peter Parker be gay?!?
Hellz to the yes!!!
"What if MJ is a dude? Why can’t we discover that Peter is exploring his sexuality? It’s hardly even groundbreaking! So why can't he be gay? Why can't he be into boys?!”
ZOMG! We hope this idea sticks like Spider-Man to the side of a building!
AGarf's gay fantasy didn't end just there either. He even knows which actor he wants to play his on-screen boyfriend!
Michael B. Jordan!
Andrew gushed about Michael, saying:
“I’ve been obsessed with Michael B. Jordan since The Wire. He’s so charismatic and talented. It’d be even better—we’d have interracial bisexuality!”
OK, we will get rid of Gwen Stacy OURSELVES in order to make this happen!
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go take a cold shower. Woo!!! Thanks for the fantasy sesh, Andrew! Now just work on making it a REALITY!
[Image via WENN.]