Wasser didn't hold back in her response to Heard's allegations, as we've noted previously, but the high-powered divorce attorney added a piece to the puzzle later, too, saying:
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Oh, Harold — you magnificently manicured British man-beast!!!
We always suspected those silky soft hands knew how to expertly wield a large hunk of wood, and now we have the proof!!!
We aren't sure whether Harry found a billiards hall filled with tiny folk, or maybe he's just that much larger in life, but something about the proportions in the picture (above) look off! Ha!
Our only question:
Where the heck is Louis Tomlinson?
Wouldn't he be jealous to learn Harry was stroking another man's stick and batting around the balls of another?! LOLz!!!
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