That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Whoa!! We haven't seen a combination this unlikely since they put cinnamon toast into a crunchy cereal!
Val Kilmer is taking over the small stage as American legend Mark Twain, and we have a pic to prove it!!!
Ch-ch-check out the super
seXXXy creepy selfie Val just posted on his Twitter account (above)!
Wow!!! An… interesting look!
According to Citizen Twain's website, the one-man production features more than just Top Gun's Iceman, it has watermelons, too!!!
"Exploring the famed author’s wry humor—from politics to death, love, money, watermelons, God, racism and cats—Kilmer channels the wit and wisdom of the man considered to be the world’s greatest storyteller and the first stand-up comedian."
Val Kilmer as the world's first stand-up comedian?
It can't be any worse than Batman Forever!
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See more awesomely scary pics of Val as Mr. Twain (below)!
[Image via Twitter.]