Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Howard Stern got serenaded on America's Got Talent by perhaps his biggest and frizziest fan!
Jetta, a contestant on last night's show, sang "Hot Stuff" to the SiriusXM Radio host, and even got to dance with the judge as well! And the rest of the judges' verdicts?
Jetta used to listen to Howard at her desk job, and confessed on air that she even looks like him! Hey, the two of them might even be related to each other, and potentially to Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons!
Good on you, Howard, for trying to push her through the voting! The judge tried to play off the performance as a Susan Boyle moment to his fell adjudicators, but to no avail. Even though she didn't advance, we're sure she had a life long dream come true!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious and sweet video above!!!