Stop with the rumors, people!
Why would Kim Kardashian West wear butt pads when she just gets her own fat injected into her booty?
Probably. Allegedly. Look, we don't know anything.
Kim set the record straight on her own app:
Oh no! It's the cops!
Jonah Hill couldn't outrun the law this time after getting pulled over in his Porsche on Thursday in Los Angeles!
The soon-to-be star of 22 Jump Street was given a ticket for talking on his cell phone while driving!
Hands-free, brah! Everyone knows you gotta keep your left and right at 10 and 2!
We wonder who he was calling??? Maybe he got the digits of that blondie hottie he had a date with last month? High five JoJo!
Jonah then set out in LA on foot, sipping his black iced coffee. See, the sidewalk is where you can chat it up on your cell, dude!
Ch-ch-check out more shots of Jonah's run-in with the po-lice! (below)
Hmm, did that bike cop seriously pull over a Porsche??? Maybe Jonah SHOULD have tried to speed off! LOLz!!!
[Image via WENN.]