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Corey Feldman's Ascension Millennium Is 100% Unbearable! Melt Your Mind On The Vid HERE!

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He doesn't sing like Sinatra or dance like MJ, but he also doesn't care!!!

Most nominally talented folks would never put themselves in a silly music video for all the world to ridicule, but Corey Feldman always did dance to the off beat to a different drummer!

With his latest foray into the wild world of music, The Lost Boys star created what some folks are calling the WORST video ever made!!!

Wow, that's one heck of a superlative!!!

Ch-ch-check out the wholly incomprehensible Ascension Millennium (above)!!

Is it rock 'n' roll? Spoken word poetry over an electronic beat? Is it just an ad for an energy drink?

We have no earthly clue!!!

But we're watching it again, LOLz!!!

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21 comments to “Corey Feldman's Ascension Millennium Is 100% Unbearable! Melt Your Mind On The Vid HERE!”



  1. 1

    Feldman's attempt at music is like Perez's attempt at journalism. Both are so talentless, sad and desperate. I'll never understand any person in entertainment who settles on making a living

  2. JayMc says – reply to this


    2

    I hate myself right now because I want to watch it again.

  3. Kippy says – reply to this


    3

    Well, it no more or no less crappy than any other crap out there. Cite your sources. Who's calling it the worst video ever? It's not good, but I've seen way worse.

  4. RobinStowell says – reply to this


    4

    I really like the song. The video is crazy but I really want to download this song!



  5. 5

    I don't get it. Is this supposed to be an 80's style tribute to MJ?



  6. 6

    He really needs to put this Michael Jackson thing behind him and shame on the guy who gave him his coat back, look what you caused……



  7. 7

    Re: LaughingOutLoud1 – Agreed; Perez is a talentless loser.
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    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole – Agreed.



  8. 8

    As a music video, it's really not that bad. I have seen much, much worse. It is certainly not the worst music video ever made. I like the beat too, but it gets downtrodden when he tries to sing over it. Like JayMc said, something about it makes me want to watch it again.



  9. 9

    I weirdly liked the whole thing…music and the video. What the hell is wrong with me?

  10. Default Setteen says – reply to this


    10

    Intriguing. Certainly better than Miley's. Oh, yeah, on the talentless loser,Perez, yeah. I agree.

  11. BagansBitch says – reply to this


    11

    Is it sad to say the song is actually catchy…if you don't pay attention to the lyrics? >_<



  12. 12

    I think it is in that category of not necessarily good but definately entertaining. I liked the cameo of Sean Astin and the song itself is not really bad. Corey Feldman should be praised for still being around and trying to work at entertaining people. I know he has a following out there.



  13. 13

    Re: thecouvman – me too, so either we're both weird or it's not that bad.



  14. 14

    At first I was like, 'oh Lord, somethin wrong." But now I fell better knowing some of you guys liked it too.

  15. FeFe says – reply to this


    15

    This is deliciously horrible…

  16. NCWoman says – reply to this


    16

    Oddly hypnotic. Corey is looking physically in good shape - hope it is healthy life and not drug life…

  17. j west says – reply to this


    17

    That song was great

  18. Street Walkin' Cheeta says – reply to this


    18

    Wow. The commercial before was actually better. I'm guessing he got his finger condoms from the same adult boutique the girls got their classy angel outfits from. Oh, Corey…



  19. 19

    Kids… don't do drugs.



  20. 20

    wtf!??

  21. That One Dude says – reply to this


    21

    It's not COMPLETELY unbearable. There are shots of hot chicks.